she know lives in baltimore with friends, and paints shit, and sometimes films shit
so dig it, by stephan kaplan
Taste This: The True Story
Bonnie grew up a small white boy in the backwoods of Mayo. ……..Colonel Mayo being the founder of this town, and Bonnie being the great great great great grandson of the late colonel. Troubled was his/her youth. ……very very troubled. At the age of 13 things changed drastically. Bonnie discovered drugs, art, Garry Buessi, satan, girls, and her inner vagina. (which she now expresses through her lame art shit)………….********
************>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and we continue…. By 15 he she began working for whole Fuck supermarket, by 17 she paid off her debts to society and began a second job at Ace Hardfuck. By 18 he finally became a she. Suddenly ……the world………. was HER! ……OWN! …..private oyster! (video ensues) …she made video (music ensues) ….she made rock (sex ensues) ….she made love (paint ensues) …..she made AAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT.
Artist Statement
I started painting as a way to stop masturbating furiously. It began to eat my free time, it alienated my friends, and I began to hate my sexual organs. Naturally, I needed a vent to express myself. Upon viewing my paintings, friends said they were terrible. Like all great artists, this only inspired me to continue my craft.
I feel my job as an artist is to produce one more scar on the face of post-Renaissance art. In the words of my friend, Dr. Walter Barlow, “Bonnie, your art produces the same physical effect as jumping into a pool of cold water. My balls shrivel and I want a peanut-butter sandwich.” And that is exactly what I hope to do with my art. Make testicles retreat and catalyze a leap in the stock of peanut butter companies.